Opponent Search

Posted on Jumat, 07 Mei 2010 |
Class was noisy, be quiet now-silent after Indonesian teachers had most feared into the classroom. Her face was like a tiger ferocious hunger.

Disciples: "Good morning, teacher!"

Teacher (high voice): "Why just say good morning, then noon, afternoon and night I pray you do not survive you?"

Disciples: "Good morning, afternoon and evening the teacher ..."

Bu teacher: "Why so long? Never congratulate people like that! Say good-prosperous, is it better to hear and full of meaning? Besides greeting include all times and circumstances."

Disciples: "Good Teacher prosperous!"

Teacher: "You're welcome, sit down! Listen carefully! Today I want to test you all about the opponent's words or antonyms of words. When I mentioned what he was saying, you all must quickly respond to the opponent he says, understand?"

Disciples: "Understand the teacher ..."

Teacher: "Clever!"
Disciples: "Fool!"

Teacher: High!
Disciples: Low!

Teacher: Away!
Disciples: Near!

Teacher: Lose!
Disciples: Victory!

Teacher: The One that!
Disciples: This is true!

Teacher (angrily): Fool!
Disciples: Clever!

Teacher: No!
Disciples: Yes!

Teacher (getting dizzy): Oh God!
Disciples: Oh servant!

Teacher: Listen to this ...
Disciples: Hear that ...

Teacher: Shut up !!!!!
Disciples: Noisy !!!!!

Teacher: That's not a question, stupid!
Disciples: This is the answer, clever!

Teacher: I'm Dead!
Disciples: Our Life!

Teacher: I know a sense of new cane!
Disciples: We do not know a sense of old roots!

Teacher: Lazy I teach you!
Disciples: Diligent we learned teacher ...

Teacher: You're all crazy!
Disciples: We're crazy part!

Teacher: Enough! Enough!
Disciples: Less! Less!

Teacher: It is! Already!
Disciples: Not yet! yet!

Teacher: Why are you all stupid?
Disciples: Because I am a smart!

Teacher: Oh! Fight, huh??!!
Disciples: Oh! Relent, no??!!

Teacher: Damn!
Disciples: Self-taught!

Teacher: After me!
Disciples: Eternal You!

Teacher (desperately): O.K. Lesson is up!
Disciples: K.O. Lessons not yet begun!

Teacher: Yes, stupid!
Disciples: Not yet, clever!

Teacher: Stand up!
Disciples: Sit!

Teacher: you are stupid!
Disciples: Cleverly us that!

Teacher: Damaged!
Disciples: Good!

Teacher (stress): You all were arrested this afternoon!
Disciples: it was released at midnight!

Teacher faces flushed and without another word and took her books out of the room. Disciples of pride because they feel they can answer all questions.

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