Three Teenage Vampire Posted on Minggu, 09 Mei 2010 | 0 komentar

One night at the foot of the mountain, three vampire teenager was the performance of permissibility.
Vampire 1: "Let's see who's most nimble get blood this night!"
So fly it was a vampire. A few seconds later, he came back with blood dripping
from his lips.
Vampire 1: "You see villas in the hill?"
Vampires second and third look, then nodded, "Yes, we see it"
Vampire 2: "I've sucked the blood of all the existing families in the villa that."
By hands clapping his two friends.
Then the second vampire was not to be outdone, he then flew. A few minutes later, he returned
with a bloodied mouth.
Vampire 2: "You see a small village at the foot of the mountain that?"
Vampire first and third look, then nodded, "Yes, we see it"
Vampire 2: "I've sucked the blood of all the existing residents in the village."
By hands clapping his two friends.
Not to be outdone the Vampire 3, then he flew. Several hours later, he returned with
her entire face covered in blood.
Vampire 3: "You see a utility pole at the end of the street?"
Vampire first and second look, then nodded, "Yes, we see it"
Vampire 3: "Well, if I do not see it ..."

Cereals Posted on | 0 komentar

Eko prepared breakfast cereals with milk by the mother. Eko
have the aquarium, walk to the aquarium with a handful of cereal in hand, intending to give these cereals for food fish in the aquarium. Just when Eko will provide cereal, his mother went into the dining room.
"Eko, do not you give it to the fish, cereals.'ll Fish die
all, "his mother admonished.
With pale face Eko replied, "Then why did Mother give me this cereal?"

Climb coconut tree Posted on Jumat, 07 Mei 2010 | 0 komentar

A very hot day, was the intention of the Adam arise to take the young coconut in her backyard to indulge a long-throat felt dry. For a moment, looked at the coconut tree.

"Wow, very tall coconut trees. What can I climb, while I'm not someone who is very good at climbing, but let me try first, I could not resist anymore this thirst in my throat," he spoke, holding his thirst.

With pains till he was also the end to the top of a coconut tree and managed to drop a coconut on the ground.

Then when he will go down, how surprised he turned out to Adam who was at extremely high altitudes.

"Waaaah ..., I'm dead this time, how i get down.this coconut trees is very high, I'm afraid to look down. People just like ants. Moooom ...! Help me Mooom ...!" he begged of confusion.

It was already getting dusk, while Adam is a growing thirst for still higher than a coconut tree. None who heard her screams for help because of the coconut tree is very high. Suddenly, in her confusion, she thought of something.

"Oh yes, right beside my house there are stairs that long, why do not I just try to go down stairs, stupid I was," he said with a smile.

So hurry up the quick-take Adam down the stairs beside her house and climbed the tree again. Finally, the steps taken by it and by lowering the legs one by one that has been shaking for hours earlier, he went down and is safe to drink young coconut which he had dropped to eliminate hunger. "Congratulations also I finally said."

Shrine Posted on | 0 komentar

A couple came to a shrine to pray, because they have heard from people that the shrine can grant our prayers with a flash. First, the husband tossed flowers into it and mumble
recite prayers and wishes. Then when the wife's turn
'll say a desire, a wife too deep down
thus falling into a well and drowned.
"Wow, granted! It's really a sacred well," said the husband exclaimed
(It turns out her husband requested that quickly dies)

Making a Good Behaviour Letter Posted on | 0 komentar

"Why did you steal that television was in the car?" said police told
adam, when examined at the police station.
"I had to, sir," said adam

"Forced how? Not have money to eat?"
"I searched this morning from the station, but also, and I do not see
asked my friend, they are just silent. yes ... I've got sense.
so that police can see you, yes my television in the car thieves.
and the proof I can come here, to the police station "

"Hold, why are you looking for any police station?"
"That, sir ... I want to make ... Letter Good Behaviors"

Opponent Search Posted on | 0 komentar

Class was noisy, be quiet now-silent after Indonesian teachers had most feared into the classroom. Her face was like a tiger ferocious hunger.

Disciples: "Good morning, teacher!"

Teacher (high voice): "Why just say good morning, then noon, afternoon and night I pray you do not survive you?"

Disciples: "Good morning, afternoon and evening the teacher ..."

Bu teacher: "Why so long? Never congratulate people like that! Say good-prosperous, is it better to hear and full of meaning? Besides greeting include all times and circumstances."

Disciples: "Good Teacher prosperous!"

Teacher: "You're welcome, sit down! Listen carefully! Today I want to test you all about the opponent's words or antonyms of words. When I mentioned what he was saying, you all must quickly respond to the opponent he says, understand?"

Disciples: "Understand the teacher ..."

Teacher: "Clever!"
Disciples: "Fool!"

Teacher: High!
Disciples: Low!

Teacher: Away!
Disciples: Near!

Teacher: Lose!
Disciples: Victory!

Teacher: The One that!
Disciples: This is true!

Teacher (angrily): Fool!
Disciples: Clever!

Teacher: No!
Disciples: Yes!

Teacher (getting dizzy): Oh God!
Disciples: Oh servant!

Teacher: Listen to this ...
Disciples: Hear that ...

Teacher: Shut up !!!!!
Disciples: Noisy !!!!!

Teacher: That's not a question, stupid!
Disciples: This is the answer, clever!

Teacher: I'm Dead!
Disciples: Our Life!

Teacher: I know a sense of new cane!
Disciples: We do not know a sense of old roots!

Teacher: Lazy I teach you!
Disciples: Diligent we learned teacher ...

Teacher: You're all crazy!
Disciples: We're crazy part!

Teacher: Enough! Enough!
Disciples: Less! Less!

Teacher: It is! Already!
Disciples: Not yet! yet!

Teacher: Why are you all stupid?
Disciples: Because I am a smart!

Teacher: Oh! Fight, huh??!!
Disciples: Oh! Relent, no??!!

Teacher: Damn!
Disciples: Self-taught!

Teacher: After me!
Disciples: Eternal You!

Teacher (desperately): O.K. Lesson is up!
Disciples: K.O. Lessons not yet begun!

Teacher: Yes, stupid!
Disciples: Not yet, clever!

Teacher: Stand up!
Disciples: Sit!

Teacher: you are stupid!
Disciples: Cleverly us that!

Teacher: Damaged!
Disciples: Good!

Teacher (stress): You all were arrested this afternoon!
Disciples: it was released at midnight!

Teacher faces flushed and without another word and took her books out of the room. Disciples of pride because they feel they can answer all questions.